Friend

Friend: something you probably don’t have.

You don’t have one friend.

by ScottieTheTimelord March 19, 2018

Romance and Friend-Dance

When you’re really physically attracted to your friend but don’t want to date; the concept falls between a casual hookup of smash and dance and the other serious concept of ride-and-bride.

When you’re really attracted to someone but know you’re not meant to date and agree on a middle ground for booty calls, that arrangement is defined as “romance and friend-dance” meetup until we leave the sheets.

by candiedbones September 21, 2021

stoutish friend

its when a guy sticks his penis in your mouth and tea bags u while his friend poops and buttrapes you will looking at bluewaffle

Shit Terry yo really stoutish friend me bad

by Dr. Mike Hawk69 November 16, 2010

Friend zone

Brendamn Robbins

Friendzone:
If you are bren then you are in the friend zoneand or guardian zone and you are living the life of loneliness and solitary.

by Nosorrybestfriend December 3, 2016

Friend zone

When you want to be more than friends but the other party doesn’t

He was friend zoned.

by #1rye November 6, 2018

Rick Friend

The Rick Friend is often a person do defines themselves as a cold hearted lone wolf and a uncaring asshole

John: yo dusty how would you describe yourself

Dustin: I'm just a asshole a lone wolf if you would cold and uncaring towards people

John: bro you're so a Rick friend

by WovenGnat July 14, 2024

Friend

Something you don’t have

Jeff: hey do you have any friends
You: no

by No I won’t be your friend July 21, 2019