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October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "
Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "

Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "
by Rory The Slayer October 12, 2022
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Drop a friend off at the pool

Code phrase for having to take a dump
Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.
by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022
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Friend bologna

Getting dick from a friend, or a friend with benefits, often with ex's that they are still friends with.
Me and my ex are still friends, but every once and awhile I hit him up for some friend bologna
by OGfebreezy May 22, 2021
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Friends

A friend is some you will never have.
If you do have a friend your relationship would have started off thinking "when I first saw you I thought you were a bitch", and you still do.
I don't have any friends
by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqw January 16, 2019
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Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’
My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.
by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025
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Best friend

A best friend is someone who you can Trust
Someone is there for you when you're not at your best
someone who won't talk trash behind your back won’t lie to you or about you
by Kyrooster( ꈍᴗꈍ) May 30, 2023
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dream friends

Similar to imaginary friends, when you have a dream and people in it are your friends but they don't look like anyone you know and don't exist in real life. They just represent the concept of friends in the dream.
"I had this dream last night where me and my friends fought a battle but they weren't my real friends, they were my dream friends."

"I dreamt that me and you were sailing in the olympics, well it wasn't you, but it was a dream friend that was supposed to be you."
by oneirophysicist September 15, 2024
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