what you wish you were
by Stupidity.I’m November 25, 2022
Hey man is that a dead cat in the water?
Nahh mate, that's a water cat. He be bloatin', he be floatin'.
Nahh mate, that's a water cat. He be bloatin', he be floatin'.
by Amanda Huggankis November 13, 2019
And the Lord said: Make the cat soft and warm, like fuzzy hugs...
...And put razor blades on his feet.
...And also make him a little shit at times.
...And also make him really lovable despite that.
...And put razor blades on his feet.
...And also make him a little shit at times.
...And also make him really lovable despite that.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 04, 2020
The form cats take when powering up to take over the world, usually noticeable by the h o l e in the middle. However, they sit on their lazy asses and not do it, and sleep.
by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021
a saying over used by history professors to describe groups of students who did not do the homework since it won't be talked about in class anyway really
And if you don't read the Cherry Orchard, it is the curse of the cat people if I call on you in lecture.
by APeter July 23, 2016
Term used to define the colossal scoldings directed at your cat because he ate your chocolate cake or simply because he didn't cook the goldfish he killed yesterday to eat it.
by Myhuoseisadragon February 16, 2023