Cat

A demon

"FASTER" Person A yelled
"IM TRYING!" Person B yelled right after, panting. In a moment of shock person B lost his footing. "PERSON B!"

"It's too late, go without me-" Person B was cut off as the cat slit his throat.

by ABoredWeeb September 2, 2020

Cat

A thing with four legs

(guy 1): "What the fuck is that thing"
(guy 2): "thats a cat"

by Niggaballs345 July 18, 2023

uwu cat

who even made this exist, im gomma kms!!!!!!!!!(/&%+^'+%%&/()=

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by neonpaer March 26, 2025

cat

this thing

cat

by Common Boganasaurus June 9, 2018

Cleo the Cat

A phrase used to describe a feline owned by a respected, knowledgeable member of society. This is used in formal conversation, referring to the pet of an intelligent person or family.

Cleo the Cat is owned by Patrick Lewis

by Jack Barnacles July 5, 2024

Cat

THE ABSOLUTE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!! {cute and soft}

I got a new cat

by J the denki fan May 16, 2021

Cat

IT is a Phat thing that eats at the rate of one kibble per millisecond and gets as large as a semi-truck and when you go to stroke it it jumps on you with semi truck weight.

The cat ate the kibble shaped house in 15 milliseconds this morning.

by Weird_Shit_Master November 2, 2022