Cuddling as friends

Tanner made this up, but it’s definitely a real thing

John: Are you guys dating?

Greg: No we were just cuddling as friends

by Tanner:)) January 20, 2021

Chaotic Friend group

There’s always one of these in any school.
There’s the loud one, the mom of the group, the one that’s always sleeping, the funny one and then the “wtf” one

That’s the chaotic friend group, you should avoid them

by Bisexual_froggy_<3 August 28, 2021

snap friends

So called friends from all over the world who don't give a fuck about you

Yo, I have snapchat and a lot of friends. Posted a lot of shit on my story!
Oh really, how many views?
uhm... none
Nice, snap friends are the best

by One cable guy March 01, 2017

Jake Has No Friends

When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0

The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.

While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"

by OwlieSaunder December 15, 2018

partial friend

A relationship where they establish a support system without any intention of actually caring.

"Are you okay?"
"Yes."
"Cool," leaves, that's such a partial friend, no hug, no sympathy, no follow up, just no fucks given

by izziebela September 15, 2021

Pink Friend

Fourteen inches of pink latex. The best bong a boy could ask for.

I love you pink friend.

by jacob978giles June 27, 2022

Going to talk with his friend Will

a period of time where Cade loses focus on everything in his vicinity and leaves his initial group of friends, this is to “go talk with his friend Will” but everyone knows that he’s actually got a crush on one of the girls Will is hanging out with and it’s obvious she doesn’t care

Logan: Hey have any of you seen Cade?

Colin and Aaron: Oh he said he was going to talk with his friend Will.

by ragingrhino55 March 13, 2022