Friend

Someone who points a gun at you and doesn’t shoot immediately

Goodbye “Friend”

by Zesteria June 11, 2018

national friend group day

This is the day you celebrate your friend group by exposing them on your story

Isabella: You know what tomorrow is?
Christopher: no what is it?
May: ITS NATIONAL FRIEND GROUP DAY

by it’s brittany bitch November 11, 2020

Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021

fake friends

the fakes thing that is around, and its faker than Kim Kardashian boobs

Wellll those girls over there are fake friends and faker than the Kardashian boobs

by KloKLe February 8, 2021

Friends With Pegefits

Friends with benefits but just with pegging.

Friends with whom one pegs the other without a romantic relationship or commitment.

“Aren’t you and Jenna friends with benefits?”
“No, just friends with pegefits”

by NapoleonAvery July 11, 2020

I just wanna be friends

I don't like you get the frick away from me, or you are very weird slow down.

Jim: "Wanna got to the movies together?"
Sarah: "I just wanna be friends for now"

by Sea Bunny taped to a keyboard April 30, 2025

repetition of the word "friends"

Usually used when one is masking a crush they have on their friend. Though the word is platonic, it will instantly be romantic when repeated. The person saying this are not trying to convince someone else they’re friends, they are trying to convince themselves that they don’t like someone.

Person A: “I thought we were friends?”

Person B: “We ARE friends. We’re friends.”

Person A: “that’s what I just said, you can’t just repeat me?“

Person B: “it’s actually because I like you and I have some extreme eternalized trauma that I should get checked out.”

Person A: “Ah, the repetition of the word "friends"“

by Jay_____________ October 23, 2022