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double touch

when you get very drunk then end up gettin high at the same time
Me and my buddies went to the bar last night and got a double touch. I'm going through a hangover, but it was worth it!
by iva409 June 22, 2007
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Double-Dick

Like double dipping but used when you fuck someone, then immediately fuck someone else, sometimes without washing in between.
John: So how was the threesome?
Brad: I had to double-dick from Jessica to Ashley.

John: Did you at least wash off first?
Brad: Do you any time to do anything else in a threesome?
John: True.
by Bitch Balls Deep January 20, 2017
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DOUBLE D

hey michael can i have that double d
don’t come near me unless you can give me that double d
by poppers24 December 29, 2020
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double bean burrito

The act of two people rolling up in one blanket
Man Lisa and I got into a double bean burrito.
by GraphiteText January 27, 2019
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double wide load

The type of load that makes you question if you're even human, the type of load that you can feed someone for dinner, the type of load that makes you feel like you're not man you're beast.
Bro I busted a double wide load in a dream last night
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Double Patriotism

When you are so patriotic that your patriotism isn't limited to one country. The haters will call it "dual loyalty" but they just don't get it.
The war in Iraq was such an inspiring example of double patriotism! George Bush spending $1 trillion dollars of taxpayer money to fight Israel's war shows that he loves Israel just as much as America! Being patriotic for 2 countries at once? That's twice the patriotism!!!
by shortbus_hitchhiker October 7, 2023
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how double dicking dare you

when someone screws you over two times in the same way
'you slept with my wife again?? how double dicking dare you!!'
by scrambly_egg April 14, 2025
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