friends

what you don,t have

i don,t need Friends they disappoint me

by woogy123 June 4, 2018

Beat friend

Someone who would do anything for you, cares for you, and also follows you on social media like Twitter

My beat friend Cameron sent me a funny tweet.

by Ernfern May 11, 2020

best friend

someone you can be really gay with when you both know you ain't gay >:)

person 1: "yo best friend wanna get a room or sum"

person 2: "hell yea"

by dorrhandle January 3, 2022

Friends

say they are your friends but fail to include you in anything and treat you differently. #yassqueen

yeah theyre my friends

by faevenareyou February 10, 2020

Friend Retention Percentage

17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.

You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?

by heatstim August 31, 2021

Friends

The thing you don't have.

You have no friends.

by _username_____username February 12, 2019

Best friend goals

Mya and jorja

Mya and jorja are best friend goals

by Menamouska November 20, 2018