When one of your co-workers at your firm takes the communal Boston Globe newspaper from the firm's library with him to the mens room, then proceeds to take a massive, stench-ridden, vomit-inducing dump, and exits the stall with the Globe under his arm and fails to wash his poo-ridden hands.
Dude, do not touch the Globe in the library today. Sid fecal fingered it. He read it while shitting and then never washed his hands after wiping his massive ass.
by Ballz Dee February 5, 2009

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I’m holding 4 fingers up for her
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Whilst trying for the perfect tee shot, an outbreak of Spaz Finger meant the ball did not land as expected
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When one stretches their foreskin over another's penis fully covering it, imitating a Chinese finger trap.
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