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fecal fingered

When one of your co-workers at your firm takes the communal Boston Globe newspaper from the firm's library with him to the mens room, then proceeds to take a massive, stench-ridden, vomit-inducing dump, and exits the stall with the Globe under his arm and fails to wash his poo-ridden hands.
Dude, do not touch the Globe in the library today. Sid fecal fingered it. He read it while shitting and then never washed his hands after wiping his massive ass.
by Ballz Dee February 5, 2009
mugGet the fecal fingeredmug.

4 fingers up

You hold 4 fingers up without the ring finger
by Xanatovvv October 11, 2022
mugGet the 4 fingers upmug.

4 fingers up

You have a undeniable love for me and think I have a huge bum
by Fifi7394747 April 10, 2022
mugGet the 4 fingers upmug.

spaz finger

The moment when a finger does an involuntary movement that results in an unwanted outcome
Whilst trying for the perfect tee shot, an outbreak of Spaz Finger meant the ball did not land as expected
by Dredded Joe August 23, 2017
mugGet the spaz fingermug.

4 fingers up

4 fingers up means you like to give head to your gf’s grandad
I put 4 fingers up so I like hot nanny
by Under where November 17, 2022
mugGet the 4 fingers upmug.

3 fingers up

"You're useless and a dead weight to everyone around"
Look he's holding 3 fingers up! He's so useless, don't get near his ass
by FlippinClown November 13, 2022
mugGet the 3 fingers upmug.

Chinese finger trap

When one stretches their foreskin over another's penis fully covering it, imitating a Chinese finger trap.
person1: yo bro lets Chinese finger trap!
person2: no homie you've been watching to man VTubers
by ColeRed2000 September 26, 2021
mugGet the Chinese finger trapmug.

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