by Rokena February 20, 2020
Get the Glove Wankermug. British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"
British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"
British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"
by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020
Get the Wanker at the wheelmug. Alternative phrase for man bun or manbun when worn by a hipster or similarly smug, pretentious twat.
"I see that guy next door is now wearing a Wanker's Crown"
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."
by Dgaf72 January 25, 2020
Get the Wanker's Crownmug. Noun:- (plural)
1. Those that consume alcoholic beverages and inhabit an extrovert, boisterous (and commonly aggressive) nature when the sun is out - mostly persons from a 'chavvy' background.
1. Those that consume alcoholic beverages and inhabit an extrovert, boisterous (and commonly aggressive) nature when the sun is out - mostly persons from a 'chavvy' background.
by sophisticated_unicornsie May 27, 2013
Get the Sunshine wankersmug. by dannymo123 April 19, 2016
Get the goof wankermug. A term used by the god Guenther Steiner uses to describe stupid shitheads that cant do a job correctly,( example mazespin)
by sireemopancake October 13, 2021
Get the fooking wankermug. Someone who reckons they're the next reckoning of Cristiano Ronaldo because they once hit a football that moved a bit in the air
'Salim has started wearing Nike Hypervenoms because he reckons he's good enough to play professional football.'
'What a knuckleball wanker!'
'What a knuckleball wanker!'
by MaliaMadness2020 July 15, 2016
Get the knuckleball wankermug.