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Glove Wanker

To wear fingerless biker styled gloves to the gym while working out.
Hey look everyone Manda has got herself a set of fingerless gloves, what a glove wanker!”
by Rokena February 20, 2020
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Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving
British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"
by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020
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Wanker's Crown

Alternative phrase for man bun or manbun when worn by a hipster or similarly smug, pretentious twat.
"I see that guy next door is now wearing a Wanker's Crown"
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."
by Dgaf72 January 25, 2020
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Sunshine wankers

Noun:- (plural)

1. Those that consume alcoholic beverages and inhabit an extrovert, boisterous (and commonly aggressive) nature when the sun is out - mostly persons from a 'chavvy' background.
"It's quite a nice day today, do you think there will be any 'sunshine wankers' around?
by sophisticated_unicornsie May 27, 2013
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goof wanker

Jordan C. is such a goof wanker
by dannymo123 April 19, 2016
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fooking wanker

A term used by the god Guenther Steiner uses to describe stupid shitheads that cant do a job correctly,( example mazespin)
a bunch of fooking wankers we have in the team, can't drive a fooking car without s🅱️ining .
by sireemopancake October 13, 2021
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knuckleball wanker

Someone who reckons they're the next reckoning of Cristiano Ronaldo because they once hit a football that moved a bit in the air
'Salim has started wearing Nike Hypervenoms because he reckons he's good enough to play professional football.'
'What a knuckleball wanker!'
by MaliaMadness2020 July 15, 2016
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