Smells Like Teen Spirit

The most overrated, obnoxious rock song in the history of rock n roll and is really the only Nirvana song any casual music fan knows.

Violet is a Nirvana fan but she changes the radio station whenever "Smells Like Teen Spirit" comes on because she grew tired of that song three years ago.

by Fuck Webster! August 2, 2018

Twenty - teens

The "Twenty-teens" are the years 2013-2019. The teenage years of the 21st century AD and 3rd millennium AD.

The twenty - teens were the most stressful years of my life!

by Anonymoose89 February 13, 2023

Pound Teen

A child you pick up from the adoption center who is in their teenage years. And like a dog that you would also pick up from the pound it will behave as to not go back to the pound.

Joe: Should I get a pound teen? I heard they're well behaved.
Jim: Yeah they don't do stupid teen shit because they dont want to go back to the adoption center

by vurvm April 15, 2024

Pre-teen

A person between the ages of 9 and 11, especially at 10 sometimes. It can start as early age as 8.

Me: "I can't believe I'm a pre-teenager/pre-teen, 11 is the last year of pre-teen."
Mum: "Getting a big boy/girl now!"

by LucaXtagVtag January 10, 2022

teen-ness

Acting like a typical teenager.

I'm sorry my son forgot to text you until late last night. We reminded him, but you know, typical teen-ness."

by LaneEndsHere January 11, 2022

Gay Teen

When a man within the ages of 12-19 dates, kisses, has sex with, etc. another man within the same age range. Most commonly between high school boys

Dylan had a huge gay teen obsession with Hudson.

by therealone11 August 19, 2022

Teen-spreading

Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.

Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"

by LazyRooster September 5, 2023