shank

shank when properly applied, can be used as a replacement for any previously known swear words, including all 9 sailor words

I'm gonna shank you up mother shanker!
Hey lets go behind jubilee and shank all night long.

by schmiddynick December 13, 2008

Shank

Means to Fail at something.
Made famous by some teenage boys in Bloemfontein, SA

Guy: That girl just rejected me

Other Guy: Man, you are such a Shank in life! Oh my God!

by TheLorax September 16, 2009

I Shank Back

What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "I Shank Backs"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025

Shank

Shank comes from 2 words joined together, creating a sick fetish type act.

When one SHits in his hand and wANKs = SHANK.

Could possibly mean they are homosexual.

Im not just having a wank, Im having a shank!

Hey man, I ran outta lube. Thats ok you can always shit in your hand and wank or have a "shank" if you like.

by wrys April 29, 2009

Shank

To stab someone with a knife; to fuck someone over, to fuck someone in the ass, to kill bitches

Dude if you dont stop being a jack knob, I'm gonna shank you!

by thatnolachix January 2, 2015

shank

to steal, such as the act of taking something without permission.

Yo, that dude just shanked my noodes.

by joe May 13, 2005

shank

NOUN: a homemade knife
or
VERB: the act of stabbing someone

NOUN: "imma shank you"
VERB: "do you like my shank.....yeah i made it myself"

by orangefishy_8 February 15, 2022