school

S= seven
C=crappy
H=hours five days a week for 18 years

O=of
O=our
L=lives

? why, school?

by x&o's February 27, 2017

School

A building that you go to 6 hours a day 5 days a week and learn about weird shit and get tortured

I do not want to go to school mama its a hellhole

by Itsnick59 March 2, 2017

school

The worst tutorial level ever

Person 1: I got just my high school diploma!
Person 2: Cool, what are you gonna do with your life?
Person 1: I don't know school didn't teach me how to evaluate my options

by illegalpig March 4, 2017

School

1. The place you go to learn
2. The place you go to get away from your psycho family

3. The place you go to see your friends
4. The place you go to die

1. School is my only haven
2. School is a living nightmare

by GL/GT/FT/H/TSV May 8, 2017

school

A torture facility designed to break kids faith and trust in life by mentally wearing down on them with the most useless of information. School was originally designed for good, back in the Greek age of Philosophy however modern schools tend to be the opposite. Modern school is the equivalent of legal slavery which forces anyone over the age of 6 to spend meaningless hours learning nonessential stuff such as how to write a proper argumentative essay. It actually does the opposite of what it was meant to and encourages failure, discrimination as well as poverty. Most schools only exist to be there with the exception of some teachers who actually take their job seriously and the minority of students who can actually find interest in learning instead of just getting free food or seeing people.

Son: Hey I'm back from school
Dad: Great what did you learn?
Son: Nothing!

by EPICFRENCHFRIES March 15, 2017

School

The place were you are not taught how to pay taxes but you are taught how to find the height and angle of a pyramid while at the same time breaking your back.

I'm going to school

by TheItalianDude July 9, 2016

School

To be held against your will to work and learn about useless things; jail.

Person 1: What are you learning in school?
Person 2: About using the formula x=L-W/H-Y(F-g)+S•k
Person 1: Is that suppose to help you calculate the exact angle to cut hair at?
Person 2: of course not it helps you find x which is the value of the equation.
Person 1: Why do you care? Why do you need to know that crap just to style hair?!?!
Person 2: Because I have to know how to find x or the total of the equation for when I am solving a problem involving that equation.
Person 1: When are you solving the equation?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: AKA, never!
Person 2: But it's school I have to learn it.

Person 1: That sucks.

by your real name (rebel) July 7, 2016