King Shmuck

The one above all shmucks

Luke Fone is the King Shmuck

by CRI8OR March 16, 2021

The Ramen King

A prophecy once told of a boy named Ethan who would rise from a chicken flavored Ramen noodle packet, and restore peace to this Earth. Some say he could throw a ramen packet farther than the Chemo King himself. Others say he could whip his foes with his extremely long ramen-like hair.

The Ramen King saved us from a galactic space whale, my nibbaz

by B4dg3r January 21, 2017

King Von

A sexy nigga who is not from 63rd and has four plus three, three plus two bodies on his count.

LIL DURK: Aye Von aint you turning 63 today?
KING VON: No

LIL DURK: But aint this yo 63rd birthday?
KING VON: BITCH WE NOT FROM 63RD!!!!
LIL DURK: OK OK CHILL

by Mansnothot69420! November 4, 2022

King Coom

Hardcore coomer that fought hard to get crowned the King of all Coomers.

"Dang that Eric Cooms 10 times a day. "
"Yea I think thats King Coom himself."

by CoomKing April 1, 2022

Finesse King

The King of Finessing, able to finesse any and everything.

Have you met Nick, hes the Finesse King! He can finesse anything!

by Beautifully Broken2331 February 16, 2018

king atticus

King atticus is the king of the corgis in a hit tv series called "infinity train" he is a loyal dog, best friend, and so damn cute.

Amy: king atticus is my favorite character in infinity train

Bob: he's mine too

by Ok_well_im_here_now August 15, 2020

the red king

The king of kings

The red king is the king of all kings, he is very handsome.

by Urbans92 May 16, 2019