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Call of duty

Call of duty Just is tbh
by Gay blade May 16, 2022
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Call of duty

You know that one game that every 60 year old child moelester plays o get some crispy toes. Oh also where there’s tents everywhere cause everyone camps. Wait, also the second you spawn the whole us army is up your ass trying to kill you.
Person 1 (jimmy):call of duty is gay
Person 2 (Thomas): and that’s when Thomas called bullshit and took out his rpg-7 in the middle of class for his tidies.
by Toesucker112 February 12, 2020
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Call of Duty

The most realistic and the first game ever. Only true gamers play it.
Meanwhile in Call of Duty, true gamers laugh about Battlefield's primitive physics engine. Arma was an attempt by a failing Czech developer to make Call of Duty 'more realistic'. However due to the fact that Call of Duty was already as realistic as a video game can possibly be, they panicked. They made a shameless rip-off and slapped 'military simulator' on the front. True gamers are smart enough to know this, hence why Arma averages 67 on Metacritic, whereas Call of Duty averages 98-100. Call of Duty players laugh down at players of every other game, knowing they are Call of Duty rip-offs. Call of Duty is the most realistic video game with the most advanced engine. The world's leading video game scientists have confirmed this, so it isn't as much 'thinking' as it is 'knowing'. And Call of Duty can't possibly RIP those games off. Call of Duty was the first video game, so there wasn't anything for it to rip off.
by mynameisbetter August 13, 2021
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Duties

Shitting out your uppity Jew lies and stealing other people's shit upto and including rights in the name of your kids.
Hym "Nah, I am not doing any duties until I get the credit I deserve and my fucking grievance is remediated and I CAN PROVE you are not protecting your kids by doing this and I can do it today. So, fuck your kids. You're delusional about being the fucking duty-man. The threat to you kids isn't greater than the threat this poses to me and their lives aren't more important than mine."
by Hym Iam September 4, 2025
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Douche Duty

A poor person that drives a super duty and is concerned about gas mileage.
Ted posts everyday in the Ford forums about mpg,
He’s such a douche duty
by Paul Schmitz March 21, 2022
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Call Of Duty

The most badass game series that ever existed.
Man: “Hey bro wanna play call of duty”

Other man: “Sure bro i’m always down to play the best game ever
by CallOfDutyPlayer8 December 9, 2020
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call of duty mobile

The single most effective way to enter crippling debt.
"I just whaled call of duty mobile and now my wife left with the kids, but atleast i got ghost eternal siege and cbr4 amoeba and all their mythic upgrades"
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