(Sees clean toilet paper after wipe)
"Wow, so this is how Jesus made it without TP (Toilet Paper)"
"I love a good ol Jesus Dump"
"Wow, so this is how Jesus made it without TP (Toilet Paper)"
"I love a good ol Jesus Dump"
by C.Che December 29, 2007
Get the Jesus Dumpmug. The bowel movement that frees your system from the grievances of a long night of drinking. These movements are usually high pressure, messy, and often require a shower immediately after taking place.
Andrew: What happened to the bathroom? I could smell it from my room and I think I need to wash my towel now...
James: Dustin just took his victory dump. He's out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.
Andrew: So that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!
James: Dustin just took his victory dump. He's out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.
Andrew: So that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!
by whlteXbread January 1, 2009
Get the Victory Dumpmug. A time after a Quarter-Past-Dump, but before 15-Till-Dump. As the term suggests, this is a grand era, when the heir to the porcelain throne "rains" supreme, releasing good fortune and wealth into the toilet bowl, to the likes of ashes in the wind.
Many great memes can be discovered at this time. It is not uncommon for the person to die nobly during this time, passing down the throne to another heir and their new "rain".
Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
Many great memes can be discovered at this time. It is not uncommon for the person to die nobly during this time, passing down the throne to another heir and their new "rain".
Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
by 50K All Day April 5, 2018
Get the Dump-Thirtymug. by 4pillows March 28, 2016
Get the button dumpmug. The act of taking a massive dump whilst spinning in a circular motion thus spraying and or plastering the surrounding area. Heli-dumps are best practiced at "the ex-girlfriend's place".
by theoxnardians July 25, 2010
Get the heli-dumpmug. When you’re taking a poop and the goal is to poop before passing out whether it’s by being choked or vagaling down.
Mitch asked Colton “did you do any erotic dumping yesterday?” Colton replied “yes, my wife Allie literally choked the shit out of me.”
by Lazer October 2, 2020
Get the Erotic Dumpingmug. by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011
Get the Government dumpmug.