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Jesus Dump

Same as Jesus Shit; Any bowel movement resulting in no need to clean or wipe
(Sees clean toilet paper after wipe)
"Wow, so this is how Jesus made it without TP (Toilet Paper)"
"I love a good ol Jesus Dump"
by C.Che December 29, 2007
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Victory Dump

The bowel movement that frees your system from the grievances of a long night of drinking. These movements are usually high pressure, messy, and often require a shower immediately after taking place.
Andrew: What happened to the bathroom? I could smell it from my room and I think I need to wash my towel now...
James: Dustin just took his victory dump. He's out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.
Andrew: So that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!
by whlteXbread January 1, 2009
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METH DUMP

Meth Dump; When a dissatisfied and soured customer returns to your place of business, with a huge gulp of kookabura coffee and takes a horrendous revenge dump in your employee bathroom without spraying air freshener or turning on ventilation fan or even flushing, as if they had been smoking meth.
"Mrs. Jones must have been pissed because she took a massive meth dump in the customer bathroom! WELL PLAYED MRS JONES. WELL PLAYED!"
by MONGO TRAINER November 13, 2018
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Rally Dump

When one is full but only partway through their meal, they will "rally" by taking a massive shit. They will then come back and finish the rest of their food with the voracity of a hungry Ron Swanson.
Joe-"Yo, I can't finish this Triple Bacon Cheeseburger"
John-"Go take a rally dump"
~5-30 minutes later~
Joe-"LET'S GO!" ~Finishes food in record time~
by benw92 May 3, 2013
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snot dump

A bowel movement with little or no consistency, that kind of looks like snot when you go to flush. Usually comes out with explosive force.
dude 1: Dude, I'm not going to work today....

dude 2: Why?
dude 1: I just took my 3rd snot dump of the morning.
dude 2: Yeah, fuck that, I wouldn't risk having to do that at work either.
by David from Cumming December 20, 2010
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Erotic Dumping

When you’re taking a poop and the goal is to poop before passing out whether it’s by being choked or vagaling down.
Mitch asked Colton “did you do any erotic dumping yesterday?” Colton replied “yes, my wife Allie literally choked the shit out of me.”
by Lazer October 2, 2020
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Dump-Thirty

A time after a Quarter-Past-Dump, but before 15-Till-Dump. As the term suggests, this is a grand era, when the heir to the porcelain throne "rains" supreme, releasing good fortune and wealth into the toilet bowl, to the likes of ashes in the wind.

Many great memes can be discovered at this time. It is not uncommon for the person to die nobly during this time, passing down the throne to another heir and their new "rain".

Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
by 50K All Day April 5, 2018
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