Jesus Dump

Same as Jesus Shit; Any bowel movement resulting in no need to clean or wipe

(Sees clean toilet paper after wipe)
"Wow, so this is how Jesus made it without TP (Toilet Paper)"
"I love a good ol Jesus Dump"

by C.Che December 29, 2007

Victory Dump

The bowel movement that frees your system from the grievances of a long night of drinking. These movements are usually high pressure, messy, and often require a shower immediately after taking place.

Andrew: What happened to the bathroom? I could smell it from my room and I think I need to wash my towel now...
James: Dustin just took his victory dump. He's out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.
Andrew: So that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!

by whlteXbread January 1, 2009

Rally Dump

When one is full but only partway through their meal, they will "rally" by taking a massive shit. They will then come back and finish the rest of their food with the voracity of a hungry Ron Swanson.

Joe-"Yo, I can't finish this Triple Bacon Cheeseburger"
John-"Go take a rally dump"
~5-30 minutes later~
Joe-"LET'S GO!" ~Finishes food in record time~

by benw92 May 3, 2013

button dump

A tiny poop.

Give me two minutes, I've gotta go take a button dump.

by 4pillows March 28, 2016

METH DUMP

Meth Dump; When a dissatisfied and soured customer returns to your place of business, with a huge gulp of kookabura coffee and takes a horrendous revenge dump in your employee bathroom without spraying air freshener or turning on ventilation fan or even flushing, as if they had been smoking meth.

"Mrs. Jones must have been pissed because she took a massive meth dump in the customer bathroom! WELL PLAYED MRS JONES. WELL PLAYED!"

by MONGO TRAINER November 13, 2018

Bungee dump

When someone parks a coil, or curls one out and the end of the Thora Hird dunks its head in the water whilst still attached to the host, much like a bungee jumper does off a bridge.

Hey Brett, why are you looking so content?

I’ve just had an awesome bungee dump

by Kingpekky February 15, 2021

aqua dumping

The act of shitting in a pool or lake, or body of water that you can submerge yourself in.

Dude, Brad is aqua dumping in the lake and its now floating!

by Official Br4nd1n0 October 19, 2017