(Sees clean toilet paper after wipe)
"Wow, so this is how Jesus made it without TP (Toilet Paper)"
"I love a good ol Jesus Dump"
"Wow, so this is how Jesus made it without TP (Toilet Paper)"
"I love a good ol Jesus Dump"
by C.Che November 30, 2007
The bowel movement that frees your system from the grievances of a long night of drinking. These movements are usually high pressure, messy, and often require a shower immediately after taking place.
Andrew: What happened to the bathroom? I could smell it from my room and I think I need to wash my towel now...
James: Dustin just took his victory dump. He's out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.
Andrew: So that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!
James: Dustin just took his victory dump. He's out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.
Andrew: So that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!
by whlteXbread August 06, 2007
by NOGGIL_AHS March 16, 2010
When you go into a public restroom that people are lining up waiting to use. You have to keep an eye on the dump clock. If someone runs over their allotted time, you bust the door down and scold them about minding the dump clock.
Bill - I have to go take a dump.
Bobby - Keep an eye on the dump clock.
*an hour passes"
Bobby rushes into Bill's stall and busts down the door - "Didn't I tell you to keep an eye on the dump clock?"
Bobby - Keep an eye on the dump clock.
*an hour passes"
Bobby rushes into Bill's stall and busts down the door - "Didn't I tell you to keep an eye on the dump clock?"
by Swig swig swigless March 26, 2013
A time after a Quarter-Past-Dump, but before 15-Till-Dump. As the term suggests, this is a grand era, when the heir to the porcelain throne "rains" supreme, releasing good fortune and wealth into the toilet bowl, to the likes of ashes in the wind.
Many great memes can be discovered at this time. It is not uncommon for the person to die nobly during this time, passing down the throne to another heir and their new "rain".
Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
Many great memes can be discovered at this time. It is not uncommon for the person to die nobly during this time, passing down the throne to another heir and their new "rain".
Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
by 50K All Day March 21, 2018
A term used by anti-New Orleans Saints fans (basically the rest of the NFL team's fans) in order to display their annoyance and hatred for the overkilled term "Who Dat?"
As the final seconds ticked off the clock, the Carolina Panthers fans chanted "Dump-dat" as the Saints fans poured out of the stadium admist another defeat by the hands of the Panthers.
by Timmymoto April 22, 2010
Example One:
Adam was running late so he decided to take a cereal-dump.
Example Two:
Person 1: "Where have you been?"
Person 2: "I was Cereal-Dumping"
Adam was running late so he decided to take a cereal-dump.
Example Two:
Person 1: "Where have you been?"
Person 2: "I was Cereal-Dumping"
by Jimi93 July 17, 2011