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<.7.9.7.6.>Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Maybe you guys can assign me a Cajun French name and then I can try to learn the French language and have children with a Cajun girl?
by Death Menace September 24, 2022

Sammie Yung To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Sammie Yung:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'"
Sammie Yung To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Sammie Yung:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'"
Sammie Yung To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Sammie Yung:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'"
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

by landry January 9, 2021

No everything all of this it was your fault - Captain walker
If that's what you believe then shoot me- John Konrad
If that's what you believe then shoot me- John Konrad
by Smart words sussybaka January 10, 2022

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises
by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023
