Nightshift wanker

The individual that always works nights and endlessly blames people working on the day shift when things go wrong, especially on construction projects.

Day shift supervisor: "handover notes have been left from last night, the nightshift wanker is complaining again"

by Kill_crazy September 29, 2023

backhand wanker

A person who indulges in the act of masturbation using the back of his hands

Denlie caught Jesmond wanking using the back of his hands and exclaimed "Tch! Jesmond you backhand wanker"

by Cindy The Cat July 15, 2016

fooking wanker

A term used by the god Guenther Steiner uses to describe stupid shitheads that cant do a job correctly,( example mazespin)

a bunch of fooking wankers we have in the team, can't drive a fooking car without s🅱️ining .

by sireemopancake October 13, 2021

lass wanker

British slang for an idiot or fool, of the female gender.

Zev is a lass wanker. Only lass wankers support United.

by NobodyLikesYanVed November 6, 2022

Wanker's Hangover

The feeling you sometimes get when you've finished having a wank, in that you feel disgusted with yourself. Similar to PFG (Post-Fap Guilt).

Jacking it to PornHub this morning gave me the worst Wanker's Hangover.

by TheBigDeeeeee November 10, 2015

wanker nut

when colemun doesn’t listen to mckenna

“hey colemun i said put down nuggets you wanker nut”

by mario’s December 23, 2021

Double wanker

I masterbait or I jerk off other people

2 @ a time brotha brotha

Chew kok long Imma double wank ya.

Trt barrels eh

#dicktionary

Your a #double wanker

by Tokyo Sex Whale & Chew KokLong November 9, 2019