by BottomDop April 12, 2022
Get the Im a weeb mug.by ratioplusybbetter April 13, 2022
Get the weeb mug.A person who acts like a weeb (e.g. they obsess over their fictional crush, they wear cat ears, they always act like they're high on sugar, etc.), but doesn't watch anime. Instead, they probably fangirl over cartoons.
Dood 1: Hey have you talked with her yet? She's such an artificial weeb!
Dood 2: Lmao yeah, she's always talking about that series like it's the best thing that's happened to her!
Dood 2: Lmao yeah, she's always talking about that series like it's the best thing that's happened to her!
by Stuffzilla January 1, 2021
Get the artificial weeb mug.One will chose a month and find a weeb that the person is friends with, or that they know and roast the shit out of them.
You: Hey! Its demolish a weeb month!
Weeb: huh?
You: Yeah! Your build like a fucking pear my guy! Because you probably sit on your ass all day watching anime!
Weeb: huh?
You: Yeah! Your build like a fucking pear my guy! Because you probably sit on your ass all day watching anime!
by LB Delirious January 1, 2021
Get the Demolish a weeb month mug.by ;lmv ku yfdhfjxbvbhuje+ January 5, 2021
Get the Weeb mug.A person hiding his weeb identity to produce an offspring with a mate, then revealing their identity as a weeb to their partner and ultimately rasint the child into a more powerful, next-generation of weebs"
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Jannet? Apparentaly her husband was an incognito weeb.
Person 2: Didn't they already have a child?
Person 1: Yes, his name is Matthew. She said she already walked in on him enjoying playing Nekopara with his father.
Person 2: Didn't they already have a child?
Person 1: Yes, his name is Matthew. She said she already walked in on him enjoying playing Nekopara with his father.
by majoranka333 January 7, 2021
Get the Incognito weeb mug.A weeb is anyone with an anime profile picture/username and they typically do not believe they are a weeb, and will insist on giving you definitions that make them exempt from the undesirable title.
"quiet weeb"
"im not a weeb you idiot, even though I love my waifu and want to be Japanese, I don't have a body pillow!!!!!"
"ok bu-"
"you can keep being ignorant like you are now, that's fine by me"
"but you're really a-"
"now if you excuse me I'm gonna do my Japanese Duolingo course while watching anime on my second monitor"
*sigh
"why do weebs have to be this way"
"im not a weeb you idiot, even though I love my waifu and want to be Japanese, I don't have a body pillow!!!!!"
"ok bu-"
"you can keep being ignorant like you are now, that's fine by me"
"but you're really a-"
"now if you excuse me I'm gonna do my Japanese Duolingo course while watching anime on my second monitor"
*sigh
"why do weebs have to be this way"
by the weebs are evolving January 8, 2021
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