A place like jail except you are there for only 6-7 hours a day for 5 days a week and all it's about is passing
It has horrible food like jail
Bullies like jail
Rules like jail
And you aren't allowed to leave like jail
And your parents pay to send you there
Also the average school student has the same amount of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient in the 1950's
Another thing is that they don't prepare you for real life
It has horrible food like jail
Bullies like jail
Rules like jail
And you aren't allowed to leave like jail
And your parents pay to send you there
Also the average school student has the same amount of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient in the 1950's
Another thing is that they don't prepare you for real life
by Wideeyedweirdo June 26, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. a place to see the firey depths of hell and become satans minion.......
ANNNNNNNNND make enemies and to make friends that you will never see again when you leave school.
ANNNNNNNNND make enemies and to make friends that you will never see again when you leave school.
by dating5sos April 28, 2015
Get the schoolmug. by StrawberryNerd15215 October 29, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. The fucked up place where teachers rot your brain with Algebra, Science and all the other classes that make you gag.
T: Remember to memorize page one through one hundred in your school textbook!
S: there goes another brain cell
S: there goes another brain cell
by Mr.Cookiez64 January 21, 2015
Get the Schoolmug. In Less Words, A Fucking Madhouse In More Words, A Torture chamber where you stay 7 or 6 hours with nothing but cold ,hard books. You can get bullied rejected and such. when I go to school I know I'm going to have a horrible day
Jim: Hey...Uhh Nate
Nate: Yea?
Jim: gtg mum said I had to turn off me ps4 see ya at school
Nate: Sure mate, see ya
Nate: Yea?
Jim: gtg mum said I had to turn off me ps4 see ya at school
Nate: Sure mate, see ya
by Shrektaculous February 10, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. A place where kids get torched for 18 years. They start at the age of 5 years and end school at 17 or 18
Divided into two school years -
Primary - Preschool to Year 7
Secondary- Year 8 to Year 12
Maths, English and Science are the worst subjects
Uniforms Polices - Wearing Uniform and looking neat
Exams and Assignment are a form of punishment
Divided into two school years -
Primary - Preschool to Year 7
Secondary- Year 8 to Year 12
Maths, English and Science are the worst subjects
Uniforms Polices - Wearing Uniform and looking neat
Exams and Assignment are a form of punishment
Student asking the teacher about history
Student - "I thought Child Slavery was banned in the 1860s so why do we still have to go to school"
Teacher - We get payed to teach you, so suck it up -.-
Student - "I thought Child Slavery was banned in the 1860s so why do we still have to go to school"
Teacher - We get payed to teach you, so suck it up -.-
by schoolboy69 April 23, 2014
Get the Schoolmug. School is 8 hours of your life wasted every day (except the weekend) on knowledge you'll use, or you'll never use
School, is where you sit in a classroom for 45–50 minutes and listen to a teacher talk and after 45–50 minutes you'll hear a bell that lets you go outside
School is where you find friends and with friends you can talk and do other stuff together
School is a place where you do tests to get a letter (or a number) on a piece of paper
School is where if you get a lot of grades, you'll get another paper
School, is where you sit in a classroom for 45–50 minutes and listen to a teacher talk and after 45–50 minutes you'll hear a bell that lets you go outside
School is where you find friends and with friends you can talk and do other stuff together
School is a place where you do tests to get a letter (or a number) on a piece of paper
School is where if you get a lot of grades, you'll get another paper
by hungarian grill June 21, 2023
Get the Schoolmug.