shank

to take a shit and wank at the same time

"hey guys I gotta go take a shank give me a min, gotta load my animal porn"
said Sean to the other guys

by getashank September 7, 2016

Get shanked

Dylan's slang for describing someone being stabbed.

Did you hear moaad's gonna get shanked

by Shankfumaster April 9, 2021

UD Shank

UD Shank(Urban Dictionary Shank)

When all the uptight editors at Urban Dictionary refuse to accept your new definition, therefor taking a blow at your self esteem. Sometimes used as an excuse.

Girlfriend: Ohmigod! All the definitions of my name are super bad on Urban Dictionary! You said you were going to make a new one!

Boyfriend: Oh yeah.. about that, I uhmm, got the UD Shank, or I totally would've changed it.

Girlfriend: Oh.. It's okay baby. Let's go makeout for your efforts.

Boyfriend: Score. Thanks uptight editors!

by LLama is my middle name June 26, 2010

Shank

The slang word for stab commonly used by chavs or roadmen.

I'll shank you bruv.-chav/roadman

by British slang translator April 14, 2020

Shank

shank is the action of stabbing someone with a shiv this term is widely used amongst roadmen

Dave: im gunna shank your nan dont you know bruv
jhon: NO DAVE PLEASE LEAVE MY NAN OUT OF THIS
Dave: bo man i got my shiv ready and everything bruv if you don't shut up ill shank you to

by Meh 👩‍💻 November 14, 2021

Shank

Shower wank, that is to say to masturbate whilst in the shower.

I wont be home this weekend mum, I'm having a shank.

Where's Greg?
He's shanking.

by starkadder March 18, 2009

shank jar

Used as an insult, meaning someone who is so dumb it is painful

dumb person: you are so stupid
smart person: omg shut up you fucking shank jar
dumb person: what did you just call me

by lkimbs October 12, 2017