by Smuglife February 5, 2017
Get the schoolmug. A slaughterhouse built with bricks and iron forged by the fire of hell. It's the shadow of all the darkness where books are visual chainsaws. The strange people dwelling here will pretend to be friends but will soon turn into leeches craving for your blood, tears and hope. This is an infernal machine whose fuel is shattered dreams, bullying and social isolation. At one point, the simple thought of finding a positive side makes your brain turn into an acid ganja pink elephant riding into Willy Wonka's tunnel. But at the end of it ,somehow, it's supposed to be a wonderful experience.
by Lievrehare April 19, 2018
Get the schoolmug. by Yolo47Man August 13, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. by Grandmabertha November 14, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. School is basically like a labor camp that was used during the Holocaust. First of all, The teachers always have to act like Nazis to all the children. Second, the time to go to school is unfair. If one is supposed to go to school at 7 AM, that is harsh. Kids need sleep in order to function properly and if you're not going to let them have their sleep, then you are a big fucking FAGGOT. Third, if there is some sort of fight going on, the two kids who are fighting can't even fight right. All they do is they hit each other like little girls and then the teacher walks over and divides the two up. From there, you're already wasting everyone's fucking time by fighting someone and making it want everyone to watch. Fourth, during passing time when everyone has to go to their next class, there always has to be that big group of kids on their phones just standing in the middle of the hall. What's also stupid is that they never even try to move. "Just get off your phone and get to class. " the teacher would say. Then everyone would be happy. Fifth, in some schools, the coaches don't even try to make everyone feel like they have a purpose to be in this world. If they had some sort of reward system like "Student of the Week", they would always practically pick the fucking popular kids. Give the kids who aren't popular a chance!!! End of Definition
School is a waste of time.
by BleachedSpaghettiYT November 22, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. a place to see the firey depths of hell and become satans minion.......
ANNNNNNNNND make enemies and to make friends that you will never see again when you leave school.
ANNNNNNNNND make enemies and to make friends that you will never see again when you leave school.
by dating5sos April 28, 2015
Get the schoolmug. a fucking waste of my precious roblox time🙄 the math is just a whole other story! like wtf how is
argih3g23747 x ( -3845749876346482354396750768492763489 x 327359437 divided by 373459) x hgweihf384 gonna help me in life. ITS NOT! and the ela is also ridiculous why do i have to write a whole fucking essay about how emily ate a piece of pizza. the science too! like you think i wont remember the four seasons i dont need to know the exact second of the most recent person who took a fat fucking diarrhea ass shit on earth. i dont wanna fucking be albert einstein when i grow up. what if i wanna be a fat fucking pig who eats potato chips and plays roblox all day. social studies.... I dont need to know about early fucking men and how they survived like i dont give a fuck about how they fought 8638243578 lions to eat everyday. now i just pull my fatass up to the drive through of mcdonalds and get my chicken nuggets. physical education though.. i dont see the fatass teachers doing jumpingjacks! most of the time they're lazy fucking asshole just sits there the whole time watching us sweat our asses off doing pushups. they force you to play soccer with these hoes that cant even kick the ball straight and they get pissed off when someone doesnt pass the ball to them everytime. they need to go back to kindergarten to fucking share and stop whining everytime they dont get their way. then you will get an F IF YOU DONT FUCKING PARTICIPATE.
argih3g23747 x ( -3845749876346482354396750768492763489 x 327359437 divided by 373459) x hgweihf384 gonna help me in life. ITS NOT! and the ela is also ridiculous why do i have to write a whole fucking essay about how emily ate a piece of pizza. the science too! like you think i wont remember the four seasons i dont need to know the exact second of the most recent person who took a fat fucking diarrhea ass shit on earth. i dont wanna fucking be albert einstein when i grow up. what if i wanna be a fat fucking pig who eats potato chips and plays roblox all day. social studies.... I dont need to know about early fucking men and how they survived like i dont give a fuck about how they fought 8638243578 lions to eat everyday. now i just pull my fatass up to the drive through of mcdonalds and get my chicken nuggets. physical education though.. i dont see the fatass teachers doing jumpingjacks! most of the time they're lazy fucking asshole just sits there the whole time watching us sweat our asses off doing pushups. they force you to play soccer with these hoes that cant even kick the ball straight and they get pissed off when someone doesnt pass the ball to them everytime. they need to go back to kindergarten to fucking share and stop whining everytime they dont get their way. then you will get an F IF YOU DONT FUCKING PARTICIPATE.
by maddie_1873 November 1, 2021
Get the Schoolmug.