help

something you ask your teachers but they tell you the complete opposite shit you asked for

me:i need help

teacher:yes

me: whats 2+2?

Teacher: are you a Patriots fan

by base_ment April 22, 2020

help we need

When a group of people is wanting sexual intercourse with a woman

"Thats some help we need," Jason said to the boyz.

by ayessvee October 10, 2020

HELPING HAND

When you are fucking someone and she, he, or you decide to give manual stimulation directly to their genitals to help them orgasm. e. g a reach around during sodomy

My lover usually pegs me on my back on the kitchen table so that she can give me a helping hand to force me to climax.

by pegn May 18, 2025

help me

wait... do you really need help? uhhhh, don't worry ill call 911...
sh*t the phone broke

help me jhon HELP ME

by LOGANBOIIIII October 5, 2022

Trying to help the blind see

A phrase used to describe the action of someone who is trying to change someone's perspective for the better, but they will not listen.

I told her not to go back to him, and he cheated on her anyway. Giving her advice is like trying to help the blind see.

by clopez09 September 11, 2025

help

when someone desperately needs you to politely and quickly get your ass over there to help them, if you want to ig

taylor swifts baby daddy: HELP IM HAVE A CHILD
that one girl: lol no

by the guy banging ur mom December 26, 2021

help

you saw the 2 definitions above PLEASE THIS IS NOT A JOKE WE HAVE TO HELP PINTOBEAN SEND HELP PLEASE!!!

SEND HELP NOW.

by NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo October 24, 2022