Jesus Dump

Same as Jesus Shit; Any bowel movement resulting in no need to clean or wipe

(Sees clean toilet paper after wipe)
"Wow, so this is how Jesus made it without TP (Toilet Paper)"
"I love a good ol Jesus Dump"

by C.Che December 29, 2007

Victory Dump

The bowel movement that frees your system from the grievances of a long night of drinking. These movements are usually high pressure, messy, and often require a shower immediately after taking place.

Andrew: What happened to the bathroom? I could smell it from my room and I think I need to wash my towel now...
James: Dustin just took his victory dump. He's out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.
Andrew: So that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!

by whlteXbread January 1, 2009

b-dumps

The gigantic dump you have to take after eating at buffalo wild wings (also known as Bdubs)

Friend 1: hey man, wanna go to Bdubs?
Friend 2: no man, I don't wanna get a case of the b-dumps

by ilovekmart229 May 5, 2011

Bungee dump

When someone parks a coil, or curls one out and the end of the Thora Hird dunks its head in the water whilst still attached to the host, much like a bungee jumper does off a bridge.

Hey Brett, why are you looking so content?

I’ve just had an awesome bungee dump

by Kingpekky February 15, 2021

clean dump

When one has a bowel movement that requires little to no wiping.

Hey man! I just had a super clean dump! Wiped once and the TP was like new!

by UpIce#3 March 31, 2022

Dip Dump

Defecating in a toilet while packing a lip

Vincent: Wanna take a dip dump before practice?
Louis: Yes, I would love some yakk.

by NOGGIL_AHS March 16, 2010

Rally Dump

When one is full but only partway through their meal, they will "rally" by taking a massive shit. They will then come back and finish the rest of their food with the voracity of a hungry Ron Swanson.

Joe-"Yo, I can't finish this Triple Bacon Cheeseburger"
John-"Go take a rally dump"
~5-30 minutes later~
Joe-"LET'S GO!" ~Finishes food in record time~

by benw92 May 3, 2013