fighting God

taking the worst, most painful shit of your life

"Where's Dave?"
"He's fighting God, he's been on the can for half an hour now"

by laurpal April 17, 2022

Fight me

Used when you have an opinion that you will stand by no matter what, and that you'll fight someone about.

"Blue is better than red, fight me."

by AstroIsOffline August 28, 2021

Straight Fight

When two people fist fight, no name calling. Just hits.

She will straight fight that girl for her man, and knock her out.

by Spontaneous January 31, 2011

snorkel fight

A competitive game consisting of two or more teams battling each other in a shallow body of water, usually a shallow end of a swimming pool. The teams consist of two people and at least one of the two members must be male. The top male sits atop his partners shoulders straddling the lower partners head. The configuration of team members resembles a typical chicken fight stance with one small difference, the top member of the team is facing backwards in relation to his base partner. The position of the top partner leaves the top members genitals directly in contact with the base partners face. This configuration resembles the base partner "wearing" the top team member like a snorkel mask.

Once two or more teams are in fighting stances the rules are simple: the top members are competing against each other and try to topple the opposing teams until one team is left standing. The base members main objective is to stay standing upright, however they can kick each other or attempt to trip opposing teams under water. The last team left standing is the victor.

I went over to Hank and Betty's pool party last Saturday expecting to relax, but a crazy snorkel fight broke out. I left with a black eye and ripped swim trunks.

by ralphnader October 03, 2013

Kitty Fight

The lesbian equivalent of being dicked down.

Person A: Damn, I haven’t had sex in a while, I need a good kitty fight.

by Gemicorn November 08, 2021

Wi-Fight

Common in apartments where individuals have their own Wi-Fi networks. Wi-Fights are usually started by one person using someone else's unsecured Wi-Fi network. The opposing parties then engage in verbal debate by changing their Wi-Fi network name's to words of dialogue for the other one sees when they view Wi-Fi connections around them. Originally coined by CollegeHumor

Excerpt from a Wi-Fight:

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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
edward
Winternet is Coming
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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
hah suck on my secure connection
Guys please stop fighting
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Whatever you iTunes library sucked
LINKSYS
038783001
you got a problem with the DMB?
Seriously come on stop
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Yeah it stands for Dis Music Blows
LINKSYS
038783001
WHERE THE F**K DO YOU LIVE
Just take a deep breath man
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by Captain Jack Mehoff June 10, 2014

space fight

When you argue, make threats or try to put someone down through MySpace or Facebook

Bust it Baby talking about a photo she seen on the page of On My Grind girl.

Bust it Baby: U need 2 take dat shirt off cuz u look like shit.

On My Grind: Fuck u stank hoe u just mad cuz yo man chose me

Bust it Baby: I am not gonna even get into a Space Fight wit this hoe cuz I got warrants cuz of another space fight I go into

by gemini06 August 17, 2009