Jesus Dump

Same as Jesus Shit; Any bowel movement resulting in no need to clean or wipe

(Sees clean toilet paper after wipe)
"Wow, so this is how Jesus made it without TP (Toilet Paper)"
"I love a good ol Jesus Dump"

by C.Che December 29, 2007

Victory Dump

The bowel movement that frees your system from the grievances of a long night of drinking. These movements are usually high pressure, messy, and often require a shower immediately after taking place.

Andrew: What happened to the bathroom? I could smell it from my room and I think I need to wash my towel now...
James: Dustin just took his victory dump. He's out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.
Andrew: So that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!

by whlteXbread January 1, 2009

Shlump Dump

A Shlump Dump is a massive shit someone takes after a drinking a load liquor.

“Man I just took a massive Shlump Dump”
“I feel the Shlump Dump coming”

by Zemeckas August 6, 2020

aqua dumping

The act of shitting in a pool or lake, or body of water that you can submerge yourself in.

Dude, Brad is aqua dumping in the lake and its now floating!

by Official Br4nd1n0 October 19, 2017

dump fake

Like the pump fake in basketball this a simply a fake out. This fake out occurs when you’re trying to take a shit but get faked out.

Yo bro I think I may be constipated; that or I just got dump faked.

by igottashitbadly January 16, 2020

Twitter Dumped

Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.

Twitter Dumped examples:

1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.

2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!

by TwitDumped March 4, 2010

Forest Dump

The act of going into a heavily wooded area and taking a huge shit

Random person: *Sees a massive pile of shit on the ground in forest*
Random person: God damn... Someone did a Forest Dump...

by Mr. big E. June 17, 2019