National Couples Day

July 12th is national couples day! Celebrate with your gf/bf and appreciate their presence.

“Hey babe wanna come over?”
“Why at such a random time?”
“It’s National Couples Day (July 10th)”

by Olive Oil Owl July 9, 2023

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

Best couple

@bby_amari

@onmykneesfor.arlert

@bby_amari and @onmykneesfor.arlert are the best couple they are literally perfect

by @onmykneesfor.arlert May 24, 2021

Strangle couple

An old couple who tries to block progress by forcing their children to stick to tradition

My parents are a classic strangle couple; they threatened to write me out of the will if I become an environmentalist instead following my dad into the family business.

by wingit4me February 5, 2009

A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

jayson and paige as a couple

cute couple, personalities fit together perfectly. they laugh and make up jokes themselves. Also never have any drama except for making it up their selfs. Last but not least people love them as a couple

man jayson and Paige as a couple is so cute

by Brady the dog lover March 17, 2017

Power couple

They aren’t extras. They both like sushi. They’re baddies. They don’t steal each others thunder and don’t care what other people think.

Carny baby boy: who is our power couple at the school?

Wendy: Lucy and Andrew definitely

by m&n baddie audition December 17, 2024