You're Mine song

Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
Sixteen bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy
(insert the rest of the lyrics)

Hey bro have you listened to the You're Mine song by DAGames?
Oh yeah its so good, it goes like Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
right?

by AwesomeAlexTheReal5914 May 26, 2024

your dick is bigger than mine

when someone calls you this, they mean that you don’t got much balls or got no balls for shit

sidney: “Tanisha, talk some sense into that bitch.”
tanisha: “Yes—”
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop, stop—“
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”

by rayneptune June 1, 2022

TIN MINING DAY

Tin mining day (stylized as TIN MINING DAY) is a holiday annually taking place on July 17th created by an indie game dev called The Unlucky Dev (or Kid Unlucky) online. Everybody collectively performs an action related to tin. It doesn't necessarily have to be mining tin, but you could use a tin can, make something out of tin foil, even just thinking about it is fine. It is the day to acknowledge the existence of tin and the god of tin, Huptan.

Ay, bro, I'm thinking about tin for TIN MINING DAY.

by Numberline July 20, 2024

carpet mine

bottles and cups of unfinished beverages left on the carpet

i got off the couch and set off two cups and a longneck carpet mine drenching the region in beer and shiraz

by kidlinger June 28, 2010

seven dwarfs mine train

An Anal Blitzkrieg involving seven midgets and an apple

I took the the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train last night.

by GrumpyDoc69 April 13, 2014

mining for simp coin

When someone (usually a guy) is trying to finesse an uninterested person (usually a girl) and sends them a dm every day, searching for a response.

“I’ve sent her a good morning to her every day with no reply” “bro, sounds like you’re mining for simp coin”

by kebot July 15, 2021

Powder Mining

When you stuff someone's butthole with cocaine and eat it out

Yo Ricky is 'bouta do some powder mining!

by seesaw9 April 8, 2024