Bad Friend Blago

When you have a friend like a Blago. Which is nagger and always wants you to study because you have exams.

-Hey you free this evening?
-Yeah, wanna go to the club?
-Nah, mate. Go study! You have exams!
-You're such a BFB...
-What's BFB?
-Bad Friend Blago.

by blagozlatev October 1, 2015

Friend Zone

A term used by women when they reject your romantic advancements. Both men and women can find themselves "friendzoned" due to the fact they did not make their original intentions known. Men and women can strictly be friends only under certain circumstances; ie: no attraction, childhood friends, both are in a relationship, etc. People that find themselves in the Friend Zone only have themselves to blame, make your intentions known at the very beginning or the other person will think you are only interested in a platonic friendship. Being the nice guy and never making a move will never work, and will always reserve yourself a comfortable purple loveless sofa in the Friend Zone.

From personal experience, being friends first does not work! Do not confuse being friends with being friendly! Let me clarify further, obviously if you treat the person like total utter crap and they have self worth they will not date you. If you treat the person like a sibling then they will immediately Friend Zone you to oblivion and beyond. Make your romantic intentions known as early as possible!

I will use an example of how I got friendzoned and handled the situation, NEVER put yourself in this situation in the first place! It's a horrible place to be in!

Chris: I want to be more than friends

Katie: If you told me this months ago, it would have been different. But I only see you as a friend
Chris: Fuck the Friend Zone
Chris: Get back to me once you change your mind

by guywithtaste September 8, 2016

Spam your friends with Chapter 20 of Given day (June 20th)

Ruin your friends day and send them Chapter 20 of Given for all of my anime fans out there and we all must know how horrible that chapter was but Akihiko did nothing :D

Enjoy destroying your friends with Spam your friends with Chapter 20 of Given day (June 20th)

by KattySopia October 31, 2020

My faggot friend Oliver

My faggot friend Oliver is a guy that likes to jack off to furry porn and suck your cock:)

My faggot friend Oliver is comming in my ass today.

by OlliIsSmart September 30, 2022

4am friend

A fuck buddy.

Yo, I'm gonna call up my 4am friend and fuck her till the sun comes up.

by Misssunshine22 June 22, 2017

Are Friends Electric?

It's cold outside
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
Now the light fades out
And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this
There's a knock on the door
And just for a second I thought I remembered you
So now I'm alone
Now I can think for myself
About little deals and S.U's
And things that I just don't understand
Like a white lie that night
Or a sly touch at times
I don't think it meant anything to you
So I open the door
It's the 'friend' that I'd left in the hallway
'Please sit down'
A candlelit shadow on a wall near the bed
You know I hate to ask

But Are Friends Electric?
Only mine's broke down
And now I've no-one to love
So I found out your reason for the phone calls and smiles
And it hurts and I'm lonely
And I should never have tried
And I missed you tonight
So it's time to leave
You see it meant everything to me

by Death Menace May 5, 2023

friend

add (someone) to a list of contacts associated with a social networking website.

"I am friended by 29 people who I have not friended back"

by Arminkshipper October 14, 2024