A cat loaf is a cat that is sitting so perfectly it looks like a loaf of bread. To achieve a cat loaf the cat must not have any of its arms or legs showing and must have its tail tucked in, and thats a cat loaf.
by bobbly bob November 3, 2022
Get the Cat Loafmug. Grapple cat is when a cat decides to grab your hand and/or any other thing and attacks whilst still holding on to you/the thing for dear life
1: warning, lily likes to go grapple cat on your hand
2: what is that?
1: she will claw the shit out if your hand while biting it and refusing to let go.
2: what is that?
1: she will claw the shit out if your hand while biting it and refusing to let go.
by Z.K.2123 August 22, 2017
Get the grapple catmug. To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.
Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"
Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"
Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."
by youngbuck69 June 27, 2024
Get the Morals of an Alley Catmug. a cat the is genetically a cat but disguised as a chicken so he can fuck many little boys and feast off the shit of cows the get fucking shot by a farmer and fly up into the sky as a ghost screaming racial slurs at the top of his lungs like "nigger jew cunt butter"
by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020
Get the cat chickenmug. Ur best friend
Man best friend the if u say it u mmmmm Mans best friend cat mmmm means decode message 74135 it really means something if ur smart u figure it out contact me on chatogo my names kit cat on it k bye
by Kitty000 February 26, 2022
Get the Catmug. A fat or obese cat that needs to be generally chonked and squished to keep healthy and fat. Feed sashimi every three hours to keep extra fat. Too fat? That is not a thing. Go away.
by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021
Get the fat catsmug. 