Hand bagging

When a woman is so afraid of getting cum on her hand that she puts a lubed grocery bag on her hand to give you a hand job.

She’ll only give you a yank if she’s hand bagging.

I got hand bagged by this girl the other night.

by AceRoot October 22, 2023

Bag

A feeling encompassing a host of negative emotions, ranging from general malaise to unfathomable hopelessness.

Can also be used as "baggy"

Person 1 to Person 2: "baaaaggggg."
Person 2: *nods in pathetic agreeance*

Person 1 to Person 2: "I am so fucking baggy."
Person 2: *nods in pathetic agreeance*

by BagBoy28 September 24, 2015

egg bag machine

An award-winning machine that both makes eggs and bags them!

Wow, that egg bag machine is truly incredible.

by Eggolus July 19, 2022

Bag of Tools

Members of social media-enamored paramilitary units. Such units may be comprised of members of for-profit entities, regional or ethnically-concentrated units or any other unit type demonstrating a high degree of brand cohesion, overconfidence, adulation for wartime atrocities and other sundry behaviors that can only be described as “profligate douchebaguery”.

“The Kadyrovite TikTok Brigade are a total Bag of Tools. Seriously, they’re going to need a bigger shed for all those tools. Or they should get into space mining so we can change the name of The Asteroid Belt to The Tool Belt.”

by Fisto_Roboto December 15, 2022

Who let the cat outta da BAG

Some one who is actin like a hoe and doesn't shut there mouth spilled a super TOP secret info and now that info is being spread like peanut butter all over toast.

Me: yo biss who let the cat outta da BAG
Stupid boy: me 😟👉👈

by SwishieSwish November 1, 2021

bag jam

The condition of getting your balls jammed between your legs as you walk or run as a result of shaving your scrotum

I shaved my balls for my date tonight but I'm getting a lot of bag jam

by waynestayne September 4, 2016

Bag of chocolate

A bag of chocolate means when a guy doesn't wash his ass, and blames it on chocolate. Mainly Women would use this term to a guy who doesn't wash his ass or wipe well.

Women: "Honey what's this brown stuff on the bed?"
Man: "Um. . . A piece of chocolate probably fell from the bag of chocolate. . ."

by Creamsoda69 July 6, 2021