double fantasy

a type of sex when a male/female is owned by two partners

Jane and Jill were at my place the other day. It was a real double fantasy.

by 1dw3_1+3 September 24, 2023

Double barrel SNOTgun

It's when your nose is really stuffy and you simultaneously blow air really hard through each nostril, which might be enough to blast snot from both of them at the same time, projecting a scattered tapestry of snot onto whatever you happened to be aiming you face at. It can also be done unintentionally, such as when you sneeze really hard and manage to cover your mouth but it gets diverted to your nose, spraying particles every which way. Regardless it's pretty disgusting so make sure you use a damn tissue next time or if you don't have one sneeze into your sleeve.

"Oh well that's gross. That guy just fired his double barrel SNOTgun at his desk and now there's boogers everywhere."

"I was sitting in class and this guy behind me blasted the back of my head with a double barrel SNOTgun. Guess that explains why my nose is feeling a little stuffy and I feel a cold coming on. ACHOO!"

by Suckmytoes_77 September 26, 2023

Double oven

The act of cumming in someone's ass while having intercourse and continuing to have sex until you cut again

My bf gave me a double oven last night and I'm sore

by Unifornbread September 30, 2023

Double Stuffed Oreo

When a woman has a huge shit in her ass and is getting fisted.

Woman: I haven't had my morning shit yet, but I'm so horny, please fuck me.

Partner: Okay, but you're going to be a double stuffed oreo.

by RetardedPussy October 1, 2023

Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.

Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”

by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023

Double Patriotism

When you are so patriotic that your patriotism isn't limited to one country. The haters will call it "dual loyalty" but they just don't get it.

The war in Iraq was such an inspiring example of double patriotism! George Bush spending $1 trillion dollars of taxpayer money to fight Israel's war shows that he loves Israel just as much as America! Being patriotic for 2 countries at once? That's twice the patriotism!!!

by shortbus_hitchhiker October 7, 2023

Doubling Down

IT'S CALLED THE MARTINGALE STRATEGY, CODY! YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! THAT'S TWICE! THAT'S TWICE I CAUGHT YOU MAKING UP POP-PSYCHOLOGY ABOUT A PERSON TO EXPLAIN THEIR BEHAVIOR ONLY TO REVEAL THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE DOING IT TO THAT RETARD ELON IT SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE YOU'RE TALK SHIT ABOUT SOMEONE YOU SHOULD BE BECAUSE YOU'RE A RETARD AND THEY ARE NOT! IT'S THIS AND THE RAT EXPERIMENT, CODY! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING SHIT UP, CODY! SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE PROJECTING! I'M A LITERAL PSYCHOLOGY GENIUS CODY! STOP MAKING SHIT UP! BEING A SHIT-LIB = SMART TO YOU AND THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS!

Hym "According to Wikipedia the Martingale strategy (Maintaining the same bet when you win and doubling down when you lose) is a legitimate gambling strategy that has been around since the 18th century and originated in France! You don't know what you're talking about again, Cody! You're making shit up again! 'Mental health' is being a shit-lib to you! 'Being smart' is being a shit-lib to you, Cody! I'm gonna fuck Katie until she squeals, Cody! And I'm going to where a Jew-Hat when I do it! The Rat-King thing too, Cody Johnston! You thought Jordan was wrong but you just don't know what you're talking about! That's all you piece of shit YouTube parasites ever do, Cody! You talk shit, make shit up, use cheap rhetorical tricks, and lie, Cody! You don't care about truth, Cody! You don't care about morality, Cody! You picked a side (politically) and now the validity of you existence is entirely contingent on the validity of your politics which is why you despise anyone who doesn't to the partisan-line! You're a retard! Just like Elon! I'm better than everyone!"

by Hym Iam April 13, 2024