Faggot Monkey

Bad at Valorant and queer to the point where you break the laws of thermodynamics

by Jensifer May 31, 2023

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Bowl Monkey

Someone who proudly has a bowl cut and just has tht monkey twang to themselves.
The monkey can occasionally be dropped and it still has the same meaning.
Can be offensive depending on context

He’s such a fucking bowl monkey.
Why do you keep pissing me off? Stop being such a bowl

by Deeznutzluver711 September 14, 2022

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monkeys balls

i be dragging these big booty balls on the floor.

i think my dog suffers for monkeys balls.

by malcom dick August 30, 2023

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Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

He has a large head he’s a bitch

“hey look! Its that bitchass monkey”
Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

by Dayummateyouup December 03, 2021

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Monkey Moment

A short period of time where all logical, common sensical, and reasonable thinking ceases to exist.

Elijah: says to officer who pulled him over* You're the same cop who pulled me over last time!
Officer: *looks at Elijah like he's retarded*
Dylan: You know, I really thought he might have just let us off with a warning until you said the stupidest shit I've ever heard you say
Elijah: Sorry, I just had a Monkey Moment

by euheuc January 02, 2023

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