double down

in honour of the resurrection iconic double down burger, this is the name of a sex position with 2 absolute units of protein and a cutie-patootie in the middle...
it looks good and it is enjoyable for a hot minute and then you're kinda over it and hungry for something else...

Brad: "Hey Chad, wanna double down with me, and Stacy?"
Chad: "No thanks Brad, it's not cheat day and I can't waste my macros or my mojo.

The double down looks so much better than it is... "

by TheFairyQuadmother April 7, 2025

Double Stream Magic

The magical sensation of pooping water and peeing at the same time with preparing for a colonoscopy.

It was 4 in the morning before my colonoscopy, and I got to a point that I was pooping water and peeing at the same.

I call that double stream magic.

by Canadiantoker April 9, 2025

Double... Coalition Buster

Where did Jeremy Boering go? Where did he go!? Where's Elon? Ben Shapiro said NOTHING could separate Pedo-Don and Elon! Pedo-Don and Elon... IT RHYMES! They look awfully separated to me! Like 1% of Donald Trump's ear... They are MISSING IN ACTION! MIA!

Last time on DaemonBallZ

Hym "連合COALITION BUSTER!!! (Rengō hakaimono)破壊者) 😠🤜 😖 (There's no Jew emoji)"

A Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal!" (My auto correct suggests OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal whenever I type the word "Jew" now)

Hym *He's still on his feet... But that's fine because...*"ダブル連Double... COALITION BUSTER!!!(Daburu rengō basutā)合バスター" 😠🤜😖💥

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

double-double jeopardy

duplicating a charge under same but difference charges (violation of a restringing order, can also be expressed as contempt of court order). Having one offense of violating the order, being charged under both description and charges doubles a single allegation of a crime that is also double jeopardy. Also re-litigating the case after it was tried in civil court, then in criminal court, both with the same consequence is double jeopardy. Duplicating charges under different names and then re-prosecuting them; becomes a double-double jeopardy; like in-and-outs double-double burger

DA Jeff Rosen is obsessed with Art Master, he's prosecuting Master as double-double jeopardy protections apply. That';s why he is known as the Double-Double DA. If the doubles the charges and both side meet in the middle when negotiating, he is getting defendants basically to agree to all original charges.

by jocklondon April 11, 2025

how double dicking dare you

when someone screws you over two times in the same way

'you slept with my wife again?? how double dicking dare you!!'

by scrambly_egg April 14, 2025

Double Butt

When someone with testicles tucks them between their legs, bends over, and then proudly displays it to an audience. Thus appears the double butt -- your regular butt and a smaller testicle butt.

"Dave, man, I finally saw that movie 'Alien' and the little mouth that comes out of the bigger mouth of the xenomorph reminded me of that time you dropped double butt on us."

"Hey, babe, check this out" (...tucks balls, turns around and bends over...), "check out this double butt."

by VodiakInterlock April 21, 2025

Double Boiler

The act of two big bodied persons sandwiching a smaller person in between them for an uncomfortably long period of time to make the smaller person feel as if they are boiling to death.

Person 1: Hey man, how was the drive down here?

Person 2: Awful, I was stuck in a double boiler in the back seat the whole way.

by Greezymoney April 24, 2025