Aladdin Fingers

When a person trims his/her fingernails only slightly more than the suggested amount to cut, resulting in a thin pink line of pain and a "Whole New World" of sensitivity in their fingertips.

MARCIA: "Come pet my dog, Stacy!"

STACY: "I can't, Marcia! I have Aladdin Fingers! My senses will be overloaded!"

MARCIA: "You're hella-weird, Stacy!"

by zoecou March 29, 2014

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fingered a squid

when your pen bursts and you get ink all over your hand.

"what happened?"
"i fingered a squid"

by Nice_Car_Big_Boi June 21, 2017

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give the middle finger

flip someone off, raise the middle finger in an aggressive gesture. The middle finger suggests an erect phallus.

The driver was tailgating me, flashing his lights, and beeping his horn to get me to speed up, so when he passed me on the right, I asked my daughter to give the middle finger.

by DonaldAlan November 10, 2022

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Four fingers sideways

It spells out the insult fagg explaining that you identity as that

I am a “four fingers sideways”

by Hugedicksmasher August 15, 2022

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four fingers up

if you put four fingers up you dont really have a clue why you doin it but u see other kids doin it but the real meaning is that you like kissing 4 different men simultaneously.

"I be puttin four fingers up to show my love for men innit"

by KingKongLadder June 25, 2023

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