Double Shovel

A double shovel is a sexual maneuver that is done with a partner. It is performed when the user fists themself until they defecate in their own hand. Afterwards the user must grasp the waste and shove it into the partners butthole.

My sneaky link, whom i met on tinder, performed a double shovel on me until my completion

by King of the Double Shovel July 11, 2024

irregular-double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-double-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Double standard

The world doesnt try to shame females who think their social skills are perfect, the world tries to shame males who are perceived as having no social skills (though a lot of this comes from the same people who claim they're being shamed themselves, not society). The reality is there are no human victims, if theres one species that deserve to suffer, its humans.

Double standards are when one group's behavior is defended, but the same behavior in another group is condemned. So, pretending to suddenly jump to a male's defense when you finally discover oh shit, not all double standards work in a male's favor, or are perpetuated by males, or people other than yourself, and now you want to try and be the solution doesnt work. You are as much the problem as anybody else, you are as much the hypocrite as anybody else, even if you dont get that you are.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020

Cheesy double

When a man squats over a large vat of processed nacho cheese sauce, dipping only his testicles into the cheesy slurry, requiring that his partner will then lick off the cheese from his testicles. The cheesy double.

Stan: I heard that girl you got with was a total freak?

Frank: Yeah I had to call it an early night. She kept on insisting we try out the cheesy double and you know I'm lactose intolerant.

by Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint June 26, 2016

double yapper

In the game of Bags, when one bag is bordering the hole and a second bag knocks both of them in.

The double yapper was not enough to win the game.

by pelle989 July 9, 2010

Discount Double Check

When you're sitting across from your buddy and kick both of your legs up giving him a shin and a cup check at the same time.

Why is Nick in so much pain?
Jeff gave him a discount double check while they were sitting down having a cigarette.

by Doctor.Green July 6, 2025

Double shot

It's when you're beating the meat to a guy that has two dicks. The Double Shot basicaly refers to a guy that's cumming from he's two dicks at the same time.

Bro, last night i fucked a girl and it was so good that i gave her a double shot.

by The Boy out side March 7, 2019