Your mom went to get the cookies

"Your mom went to get the cookies" is an alternate version of "Your dad went to get the milk" or a comeback. It can also mean your mom went to get the cookies for the milk.

Your mom went to get the cookies for the milk that your dad went to get.

by Art and Anime Lover January 18, 2023

National Get Your Crushes Number

National Get Your Crushes Number Day is on November 3 (Also known as 11/3) And you better do it because I’m doing it as well!

You: Hey! Can you give me your number?
Crush: Why?
You: Because it’s National Get Your Crushes Number Day!
Crush: Oh, Okay! Here you go!

by bemo! October 31, 2021

get the groundhog to see his shadow

my dear breaking bad fans, it means to get a boner

marie: If I can get the groundhog to see his shadow, you get on right out of this hospital Hank. (paraphrased)
hank: I never get erections

by terribleDefinitionsInc August 24, 2022

the harder you go, the louder it gets

haha funny piano joke

"how is a piano used?" "well, the harder you go, the louder it gets"

by skelidaddy April 28, 2022

nigga who wont get on the game

von kelan and sam

nigga who wont get on the game.

by ItZsaun July 18, 2022

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by Sofa King69420 March 2, 2022

I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold

An alternative to saying 'hurry up and get ready' when preparing for a night out, that will end in sex with waiting females. Said between males, or jokingly from a female to a male.

Dan: Where's my shoes?
James: Over there, speed the fuck up!
Dan: When we brew the grolch
James: This isn't a fucking beer commercial.
Dan: You can't rush these things gentlemen. We leave it to chill, for a fuller tase.
James fuck your chill, I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold.
Dan: READY!

by Gumba Gumba June 6, 2004