New Orleans Salt Shaker

When a female fingers a male's anus as if she were breaking apart salt in a salt shaker

Joe: Bro she took me back and gave me a New Orleans Salt Shaker
Matt: Joe, that's not something you brag about...

by TyPel911 January 24, 2022

I am new to urban dictionary

Oh really? You are? Nice. NOW GET READY TO BECOME ADDICTED TO IT.

"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."

by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022

Julie_Wilson_ at Chaturbate: GOAL : Make a gift for you 🐱 👤 I'M COMPLETELY NEW HERE #new #natural #shy #18 #smalltits [915 tokens remaining]

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by AddictOfWhilster February 27, 2025

New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.

Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin

by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024

NEW STATE MOBILE

An uncommon form of birth control. When used by a male he will never be able to make a woman pregnant.

Boy: hey Shawty wanna see my recoil control in NEW STATE MOBILE?

Girl: *gags and leaves*

by Campingnoob July 14, 2022

New Years shock

The sudden realizations of a new year. Usually in the office or at school on the starting Monday.

Person 1: Woah' it's a new year!?

Person 2: Yeah time to start over, ha?

Person listening in: Must be the New Years Shock

by Hunter Stone January 1, 2010

new jerssian bastard

A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.

F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”

by Mustafa the 69th May 10, 2022