Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick

Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon

by Trem55 January 20, 2017

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fat kid stick

Noun: Twinkies, duh.

Billy stayed up all night watching pirated movies, chugging gamer fuel and smashing fat kid sticks

by IdntgivaFOX October 24, 2023

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Lake Effect Kid

A child who is born, raised, grew up, lives in and/or dies in Chicago.

I am Forever a Lake Effect Kid.

by RocketScience2 November 27, 2023

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Swimming with the kids

When you cum in the bath you are taking.

I went swimming with the kids this morning and man was it awesome.

by Denzel Nguyen January 07, 2023

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MacBook kid

Like an iPad kid, but uses a MacBook Air or MacBook Pro instead of an iPad, often prefers a keyboard and mouse or keyboard and trackpad, knows how to use macOS and the Terminal, is tech-savvy, and is less brainrot-addled, a bit more intelligent, and asks the bigger questions to life compared to an iPad kid. Basically the opposite of an iPad kid.

Person 1: This is insert name here. They're insert age here.
MacBook kid: I have just finished making a new AAA title in Xcode 16.1!
Person 2: They are much smarter than my iPad kid. That smart kid is surely a MacBook kid!

by Microboy2 November 22, 2024

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