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Australian Joey

The act of picking up your partner, sticking your penis inside of their vagina, then proceed to hop around like a kangraroo, making your penis thrust inside of their vagina.
1: I gave my girlfriend an Australian Joey last night!
2: Must have been tiring for you, that bitch is heavy!
by spriggan. September 13, 2023
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Australian burp

Also known as a fart. An Australian burp is like a regular burp, but 'down under'.
"Dude it stinks in here, did you fart?" - Tom
"No, I swear it was just a burp." - Jeff
"It smells like it was an Australian burp." - Kirk
by Hank Überman November 25, 2021
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Australian Beehive

The act of butting bees into a hollow piece of wood, then using it as a vibrator.
Friend: do you want to try an Australian Beehive with me?

You: no that's fucking weird, why would I want to do that?
by oofoofoofpoop January 11, 2020
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Australian Beehive

The act of putting bees into a hollow piece of wood, then using it as a vibrator.
Friend: do you want to try an Australian Beehive with me?

You: no, that's fucking weird.
by oofoofoofpoop January 11, 2020
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Australian language

An improved but slightly more bootleg version of the english language
American: "I can never understand aussies when they speak"

Australian: "Fuck off the bloody idiot, the Australian language is the same as yours"
by Scomo's mum January 26, 2020
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Australian Teachers

A gronk who will make you want to gouge your eyes out. You can bully a cunt and they will just watch but wear grey socks on a white sock day you'll get fucking sent to the rape dungeon for the teachers to sate their sick child vore fantasies.
Bill: Hey Jimmy you fucking retarded ass bitch I'm gonna rape your fucking mum.
Teacher: *Walks by and watches the encounter happen*
Australian Teachers: JIMMY IS THAT A LOGO ON YOUR FUCKING SOCK GET TO THE DUNGEON. Bill sweetheart you're almost late to class! Get a move on please munchkin.
by DarkOmega367 May 6, 2020
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Australian

A backwards folk bred from cast out English prisoners forced to live next to the ocean because they live in the desert.

Most commonly heard using the term “shit cunt” or just “cunt” most usually accompanied by “oi”.
These savages are usually seen crusin with a mullet however not the gay American kind, the cool auzzie kind that looks hella fresh.
“Why is the man banging a dog?”, “I dunno, he must be Australian”
by gazember cigány majom May 13, 2020
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