Testing the mic

During missionary position when you bang your dick on the outside of a girl's pussy before pentration

"No conversation exists because the girl is already moaning" -testing the mic

by chicagoman619 July 8, 2014

marshmallow test

The marshmallow test, tests a children’s willingness to delay gratification. Sort of a self administered positive feedback for delaying gratification. Children get a marshmallow, with the opportunity to get a second marshmallow if they wait 15 minutes before eating the first one.

During the Covid-19 Pandemic the marshmallow test is misaligned for most who don't think they can get it. If they delay gratification by social distance and wear a mask and wash hands and delaying certain activities where these things are not possible they don't get a extra marshmallow but they may get a few extra years of life and have a relative and friend a little longer.

by mlhiss June 10, 2020

The Subway Test

The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.

"Yeah man, Sarah Jessica Parker totally fails The Subway test"

by TheOtherSamWISE January 19, 2014

Toddler Test

A well-known move, or series of moves, in a fighting game that are not true and are used to determine if a player is good/decent or just a toddler

Popularized by SSBU streamer and top 5 player Marss

"Imma hit em with a toddler test"

"He failed the toddler test"

by FailedTheToddlerTest May 15, 2021

testes to the fortification

A fancier way of saying “Balls to the wall.”

Man, Tom really puts a lot of effort into his classes.

Oh yeah, he goes testes to the fortification!

by DevilRay97 November 11, 2020

Test d'ingresso

A test intended to limit the access to a given course, most commonly medicine

-Giulia, ti prometto che studierò per il test d'ingresso a medicina.
-Lo spero per te!

by Gioele November 21, 2021

Test-tard

The hard of thinking individuals who test themselves daily to see if they are ill, usually with zero or common cold symptoms.

Test-tard: I better take my daily test
Normal person (tinfoil hat conspiracy nutter): But you don't have any symptoms and those are 96% inaccurate?
Test-tard: OMG positive test, I'm going to die I must self-isolate for 14 days and cancel Christmas and my holiday to keep safe

by binmunbruce January 2, 2022