Gimp Arse

Someone who has a handi"capable" buttox area...or alternate meaning someone who fucks up a lot

ur sucha gimp arse!

by shan and dust June 16, 2003

slime arse

Cheat, con-man (UK & Australia)

He looks like a slime arse, a hypocritical liar who's in the right profession for the "skills"...

Which dubious celebrity slime-arse is next to be exposed as ein fiddler of de poor ickle kiddies?

The city is actually pressuring certain businesses to sell their properties so as to allow slime-arse developers to build 200-unit appartments...

by slimearse July 12, 2009

Arse Virgin

A person whose bottom-hole remains unviolated.

My boyfriend wants to do me up the bum but I dont know if I should as I'm an Arse Virgin.

by Felicity Potbottle August 31, 2011

dropping the arse

Releasing the faecal muscle intestine of a sheep as it is being slaughtered. Cutting around the anus (the starfish) with a sharp knife and pushing the flesh into the cavity before evicerating the animal.

Just before the hors d'oeuvres are served at the Annnual bankers black-tie ball Sebastian turns to Rupert and asks what he used to do during his summer college breaks; "oh, I dropped sheeps arses, (dropping the arse) as opposed to dropping the soap. I worked at Allied-Irish Beef packers, Ballymun, just outside Dublin in Ireland. It's part of the process of slaughtering and evicerating sheep. I'll tell you all about it after dessert, darling it's guranteed to make you hurl."

by neville_scollop April 20, 2015

arse shrapnel

Tiny pieces of rolled human faeces and toilet paper rubbings that litter a toilet seat during a visit.

I couldn't sit on that, it was covered in some dirty fucker's arse shrapnel.

by RubberDagger October 1, 2010

arse wipe!

An insult for someone that is annoying!

Jerry: Hahahahaha*snort* So i said to her that I couldn't date her because she looked like my mum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*snort*

(No laughter)

Jamie: Jerry?
Jerry: Yes?
Jamie: YOU ARE AN ARSE WIPE!

by Dani!!! October 28, 2005

arse blankets

An alternative name for underwear, pants, briefs, undercrackers, or suchlike. Garments to keep your arse warm.

Can also be used as a handy expletive.

'Hey Brian, I'm just off to buy me some new arse blankets!'

'Oh arse blankets, I've forgotten to switch the oven off!'

by tripsydipsy August 30, 2011