Jonnywilsoned

When you get a word or situation corrected by a Jonny, or if you can't fix something and a Jonny just turns up and fixes it straight away, looking at you like you are an imbecile!!

The individual automatically stages a defence against the fact Jonny is right or has fixed the issue.
Only for them to go and google or lookup the corrected word / solution and find Jonny to obviously be correct.

Imbecile "I'm sure it was 1998", Jonny "I'm pretty sure it was 1999". Imbecile after trying to confirm the right answer "FUUUUUCCCKK, i've just been Jonnywilsoned"

Friends in the vicinity "You've just been Jonnywilsoned"

by Jonnygers August 28, 2024

Jonny Fox Moment

being at the height of your game only to fumble, starting your journey all over again and reaching your peak again in another 2 weeks.
This will repeat at least 5 times a year

"Hey I got fired from my job."
"Again?"
"Yeah but the boss said i'll be back in a week, he likes having me around."
"Jonny Fox Moment."
"Yeah Lmao."

by Jacket1989_ April 12, 2024

Jonny Kim

Ex-Navy Seal, Graduated at Harvard Medical School, and became an Astronaut. His father was shot to death by the police after pulling a gun out on him and his family. He graduated from BUD/S and was assigned to SEAL Team 3. Studied at Harvard Medical School and was inspired to become an Astronaut.

Jonny Kim is the most badass and hard working person to have ever lived.

by Inethiu June 5, 2024

Jonny

(n) an unorthodox but effective solution to a problem.
(v) to solve a problem in a strange but effective way

If you can't afford a mechanic, use duct tape; if you're out of duct tape, you'll have to jonny it.

by Jonny Stryder February 6, 2025

Jontle

The crease on a woman’s butt that forms between the bottom of her ass cheek and the back her leg.

That girl over there has a nice jontle.

by Anonsmokey March 10, 2026

Jontle

The crease on a woman’s butt that forms between the bottom of her ass cheek and the back of her thigh.

Look over there at that girl’s jontles.

by Anonsmokey March 10, 2026

joney

a term to describe a couple so far gone and toxic

that couple over there is in a joney for sure

by joney101 April 11, 2026