Hayden brooks

a scruff who would do anythin for 3rd head of a bifta and has a chode

Hayden brooks picks biftas up of bins and eats dem

by 9 year old. November 28, 2021

Hayden thomson

Hayden loves to wear baby clothes

Hayden thomson loves to wear baby clothes

by Hayden thomson October 18, 2020

Hayden

Commonly used as a transgender females name but can be suited to fit A man without the female genetalia. Hayden's often have the biggest helmet you will ever see! they also generally struggle through an identity crisis of weather they are jewish or not. Generally, Haydens have the smallest penis you will ever see, Hayden can't even see it it is so small.

Attractive female: Hayden can I see you cock
Hayden: *pulls it out
Disgusted female: where is it

by MASSIVE dik BiG BOy May 24, 2019

Hayden+Tess

Hayden gives oral sex to tess and can't bust lol

Hayden+tess sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

by Hairy Nipple_6969 March 4, 2024

Hayden Hennman

The most chubby clout demon of them all, eats everything in sight, threats to jump people while being fake causing him to then be jumped, also jealous of The Ginge for being better than him

Hayden hennman the fat man ate my cat

by Josh has a fat toe June 11, 2019

Hayden

Most annoying person on earth.Also cute and can’t help but falling in love with him

Girl 1:is that Hayden?
Girl 2:yes,I am in love with him.
Girl 3:how he is so annoying?

by I can’t believe this September 6, 2021

Hayden

A man who has such a big penis he makes girls pass out!

WOW Hayden made me pass out! its so bif

by someone.com@sigmadaddy January 13, 2025