back-burner chef

n. like a backseat driver, but with cooking.

My girl wanted me to cook for her one night, but she kept telling me what I was doing wrong and changing things around to make it "better." She's such a back-burner chef!

by the_lololagist September 26, 2010

Bunson Burner

A Bunson Burner is the next step after you preform the Alaskan Snow Dragon. A sexual prank preformed in nature, gather 3 red-hot candies and string into an anal beads, then proceed to do anal. After which you will mention you have HIV.

After we ate chipotle, I hit the girl with the bunson burner.

by Juan445 October 2, 2020