Gimp Arse

Someone who has a handi"capable" buttox area...or alternate meaning someone who fucks up a lot

ur sucha gimp arse!

by shan and dust June 16, 2003

arse wipe!

An insult for someone that is annoying!

Jerry: Hahahahaha*snort* So i said to her that I couldn't date her because she looked like my mum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*snort*

(No laughter)

Jamie: Jerry?
Jerry: Yes?
Jamie: YOU ARE AN ARSE WIPE!

by Dani!!! October 28, 2005

dropping the arse

Releasing the faecal muscle intestine of a sheep as it is being slaughtered. Cutting around the anus (the starfish) with a sharp knife and pushing the flesh into the cavity before evicerating the animal.

Just before the hors d'oeuvres are served at the Annnual bankers black-tie ball Sebastian turns to Rupert and asks what he used to do during his summer college breaks; "oh, I dropped sheeps arses, (dropping the arse) as opposed to dropping the soap. I worked at Allied-Irish Beef packers, Ballymun, just outside Dublin in Ireland. It's part of the process of slaughtering and evicerating sheep. I'll tell you all about it after dessert, darling it's guranteed to make you hurl."

by neville_scollop April 20, 2015

arse shrapnel

Tiny pieces of rolled human faeces and toilet paper rubbings that litter a toilet seat during a visit.

I couldn't sit on that, it was covered in some dirty fucker's arse shrapnel.

by RubberDagger October 1, 2010

arse blankets

An alternative name for underwear, pants, briefs, undercrackers, or suchlike. Garments to keep your arse warm.

Can also be used as a handy expletive.

'Hey Brian, I'm just off to buy me some new arse blankets!'

'Oh arse blankets, I've forgotten to switch the oven off!'

by tripsydipsy August 30, 2011

arse wees

Excessively runny poo. Like peeing from the arse.

OMG, I have the worst case of arse wees, my arse is sooo sore! Must have been the chicken!

by Leif Warren August 4, 2007

arse plaque

Akin to 'clinkers', these are compound forms of poo that cling to the hair on a hairy anus.

Did you see her in the bathroom with those scissors removing that arse plaque?

by salvataggio November 10, 2007