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sticky window

the clear film of lady slime which is deposited between the fingers after withdrawal of said digits.
after my fisting of her, she gave me sticky windows.
by ali barber September 25, 2003
mugGet the sticky windowmug.

windows 69

windows but nice
also windows lol edition
"hey have you checked out windows 69?"
"bro"
"windows 69 doesn't exist"
by BenSav March 30, 2021
mugGet the windows 69mug.

windows 98

A fairly okay OS that seems to crash a lot more often when used by geeks and Linux zealots, especially those who claim that Windoze is soooooo easy to use. Well if it is easy to run, then you shouldn't have a problem running it in the first place.
Or could it be true that geeks truly are less intelligent than they claim they are after all?
A clean install does not mean just loading the fricking OS onto the computer. Any Windoze-using idiot knows that Windows 98 reboots a bunch of times before the system becomes operational, and requires the CD THROUGHOUT the ENTIRE installation process.
by Jobris May 9, 2004
mugGet the windows 98mug.

Windows XP

An operating system known for its revolutionary ability to restart its OS shell and most of its services automatically and almost imperceptibly - without user's awareness and intervention, thus giving an appearence of being much more stable then its predecessors. Has to be installed with network cable plugged out, otherwise gets infected by all sorts of digital microorganisms even before its first run. Tries to connect to obscure destinations about 12 times during install process. Good for consumer-type individuals and large corporations where initial laziness well evolved into symbiosis of corruption and incompetence.
Wow - it's another patch tuesday! Let's go crazy and patch all our Windows XP production servers first!
by solenoid July 16, 2008
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window of assportunity

The window of time between relationships when someone is weak, vulnerable, and easily fucked.
Justin: "So, I heard that Angie is leaving her husband"

Steve: "Really?! I'm going to have to get moving so I don't miss my window of assportunity!
by newsteve August 16, 2011
mugGet the window of assportunitymug.

Window Tinting

When one spooges on a female or male's eyeglasses.
I forgot my condoms last night so when I had to pull out I panicked and totally started window tinting Sheila.
by Todetta October 26, 2011
mugGet the Window Tintingmug.

window shade

(n.) According to dictionary.com, "an opaque fabric mounted to cover or expose a window."
Window shades come in many different sizes and shapes, and several different designs exist. During long, hot summers, window shades are a necessity for any inhabitable home. They provide safety, security, and cool air. Two types of shading exist, internal and external. External shading is more desirable due to its higher energy efficiency. However, internal shading blocks out more of the rays. Now why in God's name did I just waste 15 minutes defining a friggin windowshade????
Window shade are so cool that they were the last thing you'd expect to be defined on urbandictionary.com!
by ijustlivehere May 18, 2006
mugGet the window shademug.

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