The Forest Gump Theory

How long can your one run a day be during the UK lockdown before you get arrest.

Hey I’m bored, let’s test the Forest Gump theory.

by EXB FOR THE WIN March 24, 2020

Silverballs Forest Deer

A silverballs forest deer is a rare specie of deer that its very habitat is congruent to the polar north country of New York. You may spot this deer around the campus of Suny Potsdam but it is very quick and often frighten easily. It is also easily identified by its hoop earrings used for its distinct nature to attract handsome males. It feeds on ExtenZe plants grown by a local martian field plower named Morg. While very adjust to the cold climate, the Silverballs lives in a Boso dormitory that resembles Disney World.

Silverballs Forest Deer

by LI hottness March 10, 2009

Forest man Jim

Forest man Jim is a hard to find creature usually hiding behind very slim strands of grass in the the wilderness wondering why he has not evolved to hide behind lettuce yet , frost man jim grew up idealising the grime collective ICF and went on to join the firm made up of the top boy crab and cass his second in command along with b rabbit chipmunk and donkey kong .

Is that forest man Jim seeding again

by Diggerdagger December 4, 2019

Forest MS

There is literally nothing here but a bandwagon pile of Mexicans that when you scream “ICE” they go flying

“Hey you been to Forest Ms?”
“Yeah bro someone screamed IcE and everyone went running”

by Lil_Dick_Rick March 11, 2021

sustainable native forest logging

the act of selectively logging in a area of Forest, buy selecting only the trees that are suitable for harvest. and leaving the others to re seed, the area until, they are then suitable to harvest.

sustainable native forest logging, in tasmania they have the best select logging practices in the world no longer clear falling huge areas of land and totaly destorying habitates.

by killerwew December 18, 2012

forest fire

a sexual activity where a female sets her pubic hair on fire and has to jerk off the male until he ejaculates, causing the flame to go out.

“i found a lighter. want to start a forest fire?”
“what the fuck is wrong with you?”

by threekingx September 13, 2020

foresting

Act of putting a die or something small into your foreskin so that it sticks out a little and then you put a milk whipper on it

-"last night was crazy, i was foresting all night"

by cantfindme July 9, 2025